Well it’s summer cleaning time at the office, my favorite time of year, I love going down to the basement and looking at the files. Just a few quicks from below.
- The Hindenburg disaster is actually the first known fireworks accident when a rogue bottle rocket hits the big balloon. Little boy told to keep quiet.
- Amelia Earhart, part of an alien exchange program. As of 1986 she was alive and well living on the moon of Jupiter.
- The Cuban Missile Crisis was actually caused by Khrushchev’s desire to build the largest popsicle sculpture in the world. US planes mistakenly identify the popsicle sticks as a missile base.
- Computerized Axial Tomography (cat scan) actually invented by David Bowie while he was playing with magnets and mercury from broken thermometers.
- Michael Jordan is an artificial intelligence robot created by Steven Hawking for the sole purpose dominating the NBA.
- The Lord of the Rings is actually a historical document not fiction.
- Snow monkeys now rule middle earth.
- The Geico lizard is actually in charge of the
- Tiger Woods has bionic limbs.
- The Hubble telescope is actually an Alien prison Camp that is overcrowded thus causing the creation of the international space station (penal colony).
