What Really Happened to the Dinosaurs

While banging around in the basement of HQ I came across a folder that was listed as eye's only. Being a good secret agent I thought to myself, I have eyes and proceeded to read it. Inside was a folder titled what really happened to the dinosaurs. The common belief is Dinosaurs went extinct when a huge meteor hit the planet...WRONG! The true story it seems is much more complicated, dinosaurs were rendered extinct by a rogue band coconut wielding monkeys. That's right you heard it hear first, no meteor, just coconut wielding monkeys. I know what your thinking but the answer is no. Not snow monkeys. An even meaner prehistoric kind of monkey. similar to the great Ape. They became tired of being eaten and according to the file figured out a way to band together and monkey chunk coconuts the size of small boulders. Over time they became so proficient at boulder toss that they ended up wiping out all the dinosaurs. The reason this has been kept from the public and the elaborate meteor story was used, is because the possibility exists this could happen again and the threat of public hysteria was to great to take a chance on...sooooo meteor.
Now you know the truth. More stories from the basement to come......